Medical check up
I thought medical check up is "fun"and I hafta take it because for the nursing school. I thought medical check up is like taking your blood, urine test and vision test. The first test I need to go was X-ray test. The radiologist is a lady, and she is so tall, I think she's about 6 ft tall, anyway, she asked me to change into the patient shirt, and I have to take off my shirt and bra, thank God at least I got a shirt to cover it, went to the fitting room to change, the shirt is so BIG and I dont know how to wear it, you hafta tie a few ribbons, its like button down shirt, but this is ribbon down shirt.. haha. It took me 2 minutes to figure out the ribbon should face front or back, in the end I put it in front, and hehe, I wore correctly!
The next stop, need to go to the lab to do blood test and urine test. The pathologist gave me a bottle to collect my urine. I went to the toilet, keep staring at it, I dont know how to use it, why am I so JAKUN? While looking at the bottle, I kept standing outside this 2 cubicles, should I squad or sit? If I squad, where am I going to put the bottle? Put on the floor and aim? In the end, I chose the sit one instead, the process - you dont want to know. And yeah, I thought my urine gonna be very little, peed halfway, it over flow! Hahaha. Okok, after that, the pathologist took some blood sample(s) from my hand, I thought it's going to be quite pain, the needle size is about the size of the cross-stitching needle, aiyah, actually nothing, very ticklish.
The last stop, phew! Physical check up, quite fast, I thought I could leave early, but the nurse told me to wait for a while more, havent take my ECG and vision test yet. Wahlauwei, I'm so hungry and cold. My medical check up is at ER, tiba-tiba, ambulance Ee-or Ee-or, all the nurses and doctors gone, left me and Pipu, dont know what to do. Pipu got so angry, start to complain, while I'm trying to hide my face. In the end, few nurses and a doctor asked me to go to a room to do the ECG and vision test.
ECG test
Malay Nurse : Ok girl, boleh buka baju.
Me : Buka baju? Oh ok.
*took off my shirt*
Malay Nurse : Girl, kamu juga harus take off bra.
Me : What? Must I take off my bra?
In all my life, I dont show my boobs to anyone, not even my mimu, and I have to show them? There are like 3 lady nurse looking at my boobs, I was so shy. They put some gel below my boobs, some on the wrist and legs, and then use dont know what thingy to scan my heart rate and stuff. Good thing the scanning was fast. Next was vision test, my eye sight were perfect, yay! And this time I thought I can really go home, suddenly the lady doctor asked my to do some final check up. And guess what? I have to take off my shirt and my bra... again. And she start squeezing my boobs to check whether I got breast cancer, wahlau, this is the WORST wei, I feel so weird lar. Boo hoo. I guess this will be my first and LAST medical check up!
So I guess other nurses been through this weird medical check up. All got squeezed before. Oh well, when I'm a registered nurse, I will see more than just boobs, maybe other private parts. Ngiak ngiak ngiak, it'll be fun.
The next stop, need to go to the lab to do blood test and urine test. The pathologist gave me a bottle to collect my urine. I went to the toilet, keep staring at it, I dont know how to use it, why am I so JAKUN? While looking at the bottle, I kept standing outside this 2 cubicles, should I squad or sit? If I squad, where am I going to put the bottle? Put on the floor and aim? In the end, I chose the sit one instead, the process - you dont want to know. And yeah, I thought my urine gonna be very little, peed halfway, it over flow! Hahaha. Okok, after that, the pathologist took some blood sample(s) from my hand, I thought it's going to be quite pain, the needle size is about the size of the cross-stitching needle, aiyah, actually nothing, very ticklish.
The last stop, phew! Physical check up, quite fast, I thought I could leave early, but the nurse told me to wait for a while more, havent take my ECG and vision test yet. Wahlauwei, I'm so hungry and cold. My medical check up is at ER, tiba-tiba, ambulance Ee-or Ee-or, all the nurses and doctors gone, left me and Pipu, dont know what to do. Pipu got so angry, start to complain, while I'm trying to hide my face. In the end, few nurses and a doctor asked me to go to a room to do the ECG and vision test.
ECG test
Malay Nurse : Ok girl, boleh buka baju.
Me : Buka baju? Oh ok.
*took off my shirt*
Malay Nurse : Girl, kamu juga harus take off bra.
Me : What? Must I take off my bra?
In all my life, I dont show my boobs to anyone, not even my mimu, and I have to show them? There are like 3 lady nurse looking at my boobs, I was so shy. They put some gel below my boobs, some on the wrist and legs, and then use dont know what thingy to scan my heart rate and stuff. Good thing the scanning was fast. Next was vision test, my eye sight were perfect, yay! And this time I thought I can really go home, suddenly the lady doctor asked my to do some final check up. And guess what? I have to take off my shirt and my bra... again. And she start squeezing my boobs to check whether I got breast cancer, wahlau, this is the WORST wei, I feel so weird lar. Boo hoo. I guess this will be my first and LAST medical check up!
So I guess other nurses been through this weird medical check up. All got squeezed before. Oh well, when I'm a registered nurse, I will see more than just boobs, maybe other private parts. Ngiak ngiak ngiak, it'll be fun.
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